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To Italy went Sinclair Lewis
Documenting the life led by loose
American drunks,
But he unpacked his trunks
'Cause Florence slipped him a goose.
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There was a young man of Tyburnia
Who was fucking a girl with a hernia.
When he shot in her twat
Why, she also shot---
All over him! Wouldn't that burn ya?
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A pious young lady named Finnegan
Would caution her beau, "Now you're in again,
Please watch it just right
So you'll last through the night,
For I certainly don't want to sin again."
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A young Ph.D. passing by,
She gave him the problem to try.
He worked the division
With perfect precision,
And the answer was B-A-B-Y.
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There once was a Vassar B.A.
Who pondered the problem all day
Of what there would be
If C-U-N-T
Were divided by C-O-C-K.
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