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A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop said, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"
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What is the definition of an overbite? When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of shit.
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"Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," Johnny mumbled. "You poor dear," said the teacher. "Now, to return to our geography lesson, Johnny, where is the French border?" "In bed with my mom. That's why I didn't have no breakfast."
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A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?" "Don't Miss me, mister." "Well then, you better make it 13."
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Why do men take showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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