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Did you hear about the new paint on the market? It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy!
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How does a man know when his wife is losing interest? When her favorite sexual position is "next door"
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It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's performance. In fact, men have known and displayed this for centuries. After sex, they glance at their watches and say, "Oops, gotta run!"
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Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love? A. It doesn't mean dick.
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father..." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" She says, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the Goddamn gun...'"
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