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A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders. "Where is God?" The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond. "Okay, Mary, Where is God?" "He is everywhere," "Very good that’s right." But still there were two children that didn’t put their hands down, so the teacher continued. "Okay, Michael, Where is God?" "God is inside me." "Very good that’s right." Now there was one boy sitting in the back of the class waiving his hand. He was the last child with his hand up, so the teacher called on him. "Okay, Danny, Where is God?" "He’s in our bathroom." Well the teacher just had to ask, "How do you know he’s in the bathroom?" The answer came, "Every morning my father knocks on the bathroom door and says, ‘My God are you still in there?’ "
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Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common? the more you bang them the looser they get. Sent by aaron
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What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman? There is no difference.
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Santas Diversion Santa was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman was awaiting his arrival. She begged him to stay and cuddle with her on the couch. Santa declined, saying "Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents, you know." Trying again, the lovely young thing removed her clothing down to her underwear. "OH Santa, won't you please stay?" she begged. Taking a long look, Santa sighed and delivered a not too believable, "Ho-ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know." Not to be denied, this gorgeous female stripped off every stitch of remaining clothing, smiled and said in the sexiest voice imaginable, "Oh, Santa, please reconsider? Stay with me?" With a very pained look on his face, Santa groaned and said very slowly, "Ho -ho, gotta go. Gotta deliver these presents you know." And with that, he turned and left. Two minutes passed, and Santa reappeared, plopping himself down on the couch next to the beautiful girl. "Santa! You decided to stay!" she exclaimed gleefully. Santa grinned and said "Hey - hey, gotta stay. Can't get up the chimney THIS way!" Sent by Neicey
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