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What's black and crispy and comes on a stick?
Joan of Arc.
Send this joke to a friend 1 Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"?
1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,
2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.
Send this joke to a friend 2 What's Britney Spears' next career goal?
To learn how to sing.
Send this joke to a friend 3 What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?
Figuring out which parent is his mother.
Send this joke to a friend 4 What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
Scratching like hell to get out of that box.
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