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Norreen did a "Self-Judi" when meeting a business partner of her husband. She was asked if she came from a large family. "I said, no, the men are only about six feet tall and pretty thin."
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Ukraine man crashes car as 50 pagers ring at once January 14, 1999 KIEV, Ukraine (Reuters) -- A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Year gift was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said on Thursday. The unnamed businessman was returning from the pager shop when the accident happened, the Fakty daily reported. "With no more than 100 meters to go to the office, the 50 pagers on the back seat suddenly burst out screeching. The businessman's fright was such that he simply let go of the steering wheel and the the car ploughed into a lamp post." After he had assessed the damage to the car, the businessman turned his attention to the message on the 50 pagers. It read: "Congratulations on a successful purchase!
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I was at my Aunt's house once and she is getting married so she asks my cousin a question "Would you seat my guests at my wedding." My cousin replied "How do I seat them.....alphabetical order?" Sent by nukem
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