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I am a limo driver and this Judi once, was totally impressed with the bar, the interior lights, the mirrored ceiling -- everything in the stretch-limo. Then she noticed the TV. There was a show she really wanted to see that evening and asked me in all seriousness: 'the TV *does* get cable, right?'
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When my husband and I were living in Memphis we ordered Duck Breast from the local 5 star restaurant. I like my duck cooked rare, so I inquired, 'would that be rare duck?' The waiter replied, 'No, it's just a regular old duck -- local, I think.'
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I'd locked myself out of my car. I watched the locksmith work with that wire that slides under the window and then pushes up the lock. I asked him, 'that goes under the window, huh? What do you do if the window is down?' I swear, sometimes I embarrass myself.
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