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Between my post-USMC and my present mathematician era, I was a cop. A judge who later ended up on the 2d District Court of Appeals told me once, "The only differences between lawyers and protitutes are that prostitutes are generally better looking and more honest about how they make a living."
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people were stricken with salmonella poisoning after drinking unpasteurized orange juice at Disney World. Disney officials admit the mistake, but downplay the sickness, pointing out that "it's a small hurl after all."
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Casey Silver yesterday resigned his position as chairman and CEO of Universal Pictures. ... or, as he prefers to put it "Met Joe Black."
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