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"If you don't know what a male is, he's a baritone."
"If you don't know what a female is, do some sex ed lessons and find out."
-- me, tanya
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"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
-- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre
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"My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
-- Some Guy (from Dilbert)
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"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
-- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)
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"kernel panic: write-only-memory (/dev/wom0) capacity exceeded."
-- The BOFH excuse server
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