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* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
  his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
 Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
 DGMage: You don't need any equipment.  Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
          cat.
 DGMage: The cat is important.
                        -- excerpts from #gothic




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"Get with the program, jeffrey. No one is 'wrong' on Usenet. They are either 100% totally correct, or they are 'a lying, scum sucking weasel.' There is no in between." -- Garrett Johnson
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"But don't mind us over here in alt.religion.emacs. We're fanatics, so you can't take our word on anything." "We are most certainly _not_ fanatics. We merely realize that the entire Purpose of Human Evolution is that we one day will create computers _powerful enough_ to run Emacs... (etc)" -- Brian Raiter, Per Abrahamsen
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"Look, buddy: Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault." -- The BOFH excuse server
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"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion to 'fastboot'" -- Sun User Group
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