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"Big Bird meets Salvador Dali has been brought to you by the numbers L and
), and by the letter 3."
-- D. J. Green
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"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
-- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
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"Oh yeah? My ENTIRE FAMILY was killed by gangsters... or maybe they moved
to Tucson... and now I crave VENGEANCE."
"HA! My entire family AND MY DOG were crushed during a civil war re-
enactment... and now I'm ITCHING to dispense justice indiscriminately!!"
"I just like to KILL people."
-- Various generic vigilante superheroes, "The Tick"
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"Caesar is all things to all men!"
"It must be hell in there..."
-- Moriarty (aka Spike Milligan), Major Bloodnock
(aka Peter Sellers), The Goon Show
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"From a real email message:
... hey chickadee Napoleon, thank you for the invasion of Russia, kabring,
kabring. I saw you behind the bike shed with the Happy Sausage singing
praises to the bogey man with the eye dropper nose. Don't try and catch me,
I'm the Happy Prince...
King James I
(This person is no longer an NT admin)"
-- Peter Gutmann
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