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"Command: crash_now
Syntax: tellnews crash_now
Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other
companies news servers."
-- DNEWS Manual v3.0
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"Do not disrupt my carefully controlled pattern of hype or YOU WILL BE PUT IN
A BOX WITH BILL GATES AND SHAKEN."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
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"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
-- The sig of David Klingler
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"You have a virus. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now erasing all disks... Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha P.S. Have a nice day Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Click to continue...)"
-- Macintosh CODE 252 Virus
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"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
-- Eric Erickson
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