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"Pick me up you fool!"
-- Eric (to Adrian)
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"Disappointment doesn't kill."
"Yeah, rejection kills. Disappointment only maims."
-- Noelle, Abby, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"
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"I'm sorry, we made a pop song..."
-- Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers introducing
"Pepper" at #4 in the Hottest 100 of 1996
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"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
a cat."
-- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
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"No, we're _sweet_ and _innocent_ evil bastards"
-- from the sig of Simon Burr, simes@bpfh.net
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