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"I'm a negative crepe
I'm a negative crepe
I'm a negative crepe"
"And I'm a scone"
-- conversation in alt.psychology.personality
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"I AM KORNSHELL HOLIO!!! I NEED T3 FOR MY CISCO!!!! DO YOU HAVE T3 ??"
-- delchi@dorsai.org
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"A watched rock boils no moss."
-- brien@asan.com's signature, alt.discordia
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"I'm leaving in a couple hours for Knoxville, Tennessee. I'm going to
visit some family over Christmas. This is where my grandmother lives.
She has dementia, and is firmly convinced that a trio of hoodlums have
tunneled through the ground to her house and are now residing in her
utility closet."
"HEY! There's actually FOUR of us! And we're not hoodlums, we're thugs.
Tell her to get it straight."
-- kife@ix.netcom.com, Lt. Wilkes
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"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local
software firm. They were looking for a sysadmin. Requirements
included "3 years experience" with windows '95."
-- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery,
16 January, 1997
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