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"Still not getting any."
-- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled
"July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton
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"You have to take a lighter approach now. Jumping up on a table in a busy
restaurant, swinging from the ceiling fans, and screaming, 'YOU'RE ALL GONNA
BURN IN HELL,' just scares people away."
-- Interview with Steven Forker, on his future role
as the Third Coming of Christ, in Precious the
Cow Magazine (from the sig of Lt. Wilkes)
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"My dad was always really protective of his tools...well, not THAT tool...
O.K., so he was pretty protective of that one too, but I'm talking about
the tools that you make stuff with...well, sure, I suppose he DID make
_me_ with that particular one, but...OH NEVERMIND. My dad always told me
that if some alien came around trying to borrow my phillips screwdriver
that I should just stab him/her/it/them with it."
-- Lt. Wilkes, my role model
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"I can't get it in."
-- Janet
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"I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
-- Angela (yet again)
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