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-- me
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"O mysterious, wondrous and downright amazing Oracle:
How come we never see baby pigeons?"
"You do, but you only see them before they go into their cocoons and grow
wings. Baby pigeons are usually called 'squirrels'."
-- Generic Supplicant, The Internet Oracle
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Copyright (C) 1996 Association for the Study of Meats. All rights reserved.
Your mileage may vary. Shipped by weight, not by volume. Legal in 49 states.
Sorry, Tennessee. Fnord"
-- Disclaimer from the home page of the
Association for the Study of Meats
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"It is the policy of the Association for the Study of Meats not to engage
in discrimination or harassment against any person on the basis of race,
color, religion, intelligence, sex, lack thereof, national origin, ancestry,
incestry, age, marital status, disability, sexual orientation, unfavorable
discharge from the military, other unfavorable discharges, or status as a
disabled veteran or veteran of the Vietnam era and to comply with all Federal
and State non-discrimination, equal opportunity and affirmative action laws,
orders, and regulations.
The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign does not necessarily endorse,
recommend, or approve the products and services mentioned on this page.
However, the administrators probably eat Spam(tm), so you shouldn't really
care what they think.
You are dumb.
The above statement does not necessarily reflect the views of the Univerity
of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (but you know that's what they think of you).
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"We've got a kitchen by Giger, but we're too scared to go in there."
-- from the sig of Peter H. Coffin, in
alt.sysadmin.recovery
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