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"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
-- unknown
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"As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages.
I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic
eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."
-- Dilbert
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"Ack! I come back from holiday and someone stole my chair, my phone cord, my
general manager, my technical manager _and_ Emma!"
-- me
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"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open."
-- Bumper sticker
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"sorry, this web page is currently against our religion."
-- The Amish Home Page, http://down.net/amish
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