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A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.
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Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.
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"We're the best Internet provider in Adelaide... [rest of pitch removed]" "Well we're _also_ the best Internet provider in Adelaide..." -- Bruce Lim (Camtech), Simon Hackett (Internode)
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"What are you clearing your throat for?" "Practice." -- tanya, Alasdair
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"Conspiracies abound: If everyone's against you, the reason can't _possibly_ be that you're a fuckhead." -- The Usenet Guide to Power Posting
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