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"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
-- Karen
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"I can get anything to go in..."
-- Karen
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"Did you hear that? Karen wants to keep the male air steward under her
desk..."
"He won't eat much..."
-- me (to Andrew), Karen (from the other side of
the room)
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"WARNING: sending me junk-email will be interpreted as granting permission to
bomb your offices and machine-gun your children."
-- Simon Slavin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"The top ten reasons why masturbation is better than sex:
10.
9.
8.
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6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1."
-- unknown
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