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"Gourmet seat coverings!"
-- me, Alasdair
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"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed
on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are
studying your every move?"
"No."
"Me neither."
-- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert
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"Oh yes, for dinner we had an amazing meal which consisted of coagulated
cholesterol cooked in a mixture of cholesterol and cholesterol, covered in
ground cholesterol and cooked, then served with a cholesterol sauce and a
sprinkler of cholesterol in the middle of the table in case it's not heavy
enough. You could feel your arteries closing up just looking at it."
-- Peter Gutmann, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"While the Big "M" folks in Redmond maintain the products are vastly
different, critics allege Workstation can be switched into the Server
version with a few easy tweaks. An official Microsoft marketer suggests
that's like arguing the only difference between men and women is a Y
chromosome. We think it's more akin to discovering your date is in drag."
-- Unknown, on the differences between Microsoft NT
Workstation 4.0 and Server 4.0
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"Interestingly, most Unix utilities have a command line option which
will cause the system to rip the user's legs off and beat them to death
with the soggy ends. This is often the default behaviour."
-- Bruce Murphy
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