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"Eddie Moto, Hunchback of Midvale Community College. In charge of dismissal
bell."
-- The Far Side
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"[Do you hate people?]"
"Pretty much, I would have to say absolutely."
"[Why?]"
"Ignorance."
-- Random Interviewer, Maynard James Keenan (lead
singer of Tool)
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"I am lost so I am cruel but I'd be love and sweetness if I had you."
-- Garbage, "Milk" (Yes, it's another sickening one.
I don't care what you think =))
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"SCSI is _not_ magic. There are _fundamental technical reasons_ why it is
necessary to sacrifice a young goat to your SCSI chain now and then."
-- John Woods, jfw@proteon.com
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"It's a smoker's joke."
"What's a smoker's joke?"
"Cancer."
-- Abraham, Alasdair, Abraham
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