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I wish to you your life to be like toilet paper. Long and useful.
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Confucious say: "Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
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Confucious say: "Man who runs in front of car will soon get tired." OR "Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."
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Women have half the money and all the Pussy and still are not happy... Sent by Eric
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"Having now got the hang of this intercom thing, I am now going to use it to bugger people mercilessly." -- Simon (freudian perhaps?)
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