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He is so polite, he wouldn't open an oyster without knocking on the shell first.
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I was born on the first of the month so they called me "Bill."
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Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it doesn't.
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I've watched so many mystery stories on T.V, when I turn off the set I wipe my finger-prints off the dial.
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"Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?"
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