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"She sure is a striking beauty." "You said it! She slapped me twice."
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Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid off, and the following generation buys again.
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We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.
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"To what do you attribute your old age?" "The fact that I was born a long time ago."
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A bath is something you take when you find yourself in hot water.
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