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"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
-- from the sig of Malcom Herbert
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"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
has failed twice in different directions."
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"
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"Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is
qualified, you must use a sock puppet."
-- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director
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"... and call off Christmas!"
-- Alan Rickmann, aka the Sheriff of Nottingham,
"Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"
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"... Schubert... nothing wrong with Schubert... except syphilis..."
-- David Helfgott, "Shine"
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