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"This is your brain on IDE..."
-- me
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"When life hands you a lemon, say 'Oh yeah, I _like_ lemons, what else
ya got??'"
-- Henry Rollins
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"DOS: n., A small annoying boot virus that causes random spontaneous
system crashes, usually just before saving a massive project. Easily
cured by UNIX. See also MS-DOS, IBM-DOS, DR-DOS."
-- David Vicker
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"Our strategic alliance is working well. Our company provides amazing
technical skill and your company has a seemingly endless supply of
three-ring binders."
"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."
"Is it true that if your name is written in a binder you lose your soul?"
-- Some Guy, Dilbert, Some Other Guy
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"| <- You must be smarter than this stick to ride the Internet"
-- Mike Handler, paraphrased from Bev White
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