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"Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation."
-- Plunderer's Theme
(to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)
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"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
failed to initialize because of the following error:
The operation completed successfully."
-- Windows NT Server v3.51
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"Yes means no and no means yes. Delete all your files? [y/n]"
-- Paul Tomblin, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"... hush my darling, be still my darling, the lion's on the phone..."
-- to the tune of "The lion sleeps tonight",
They Might Be Giants, "The Guitar"
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"From the moment I picked your book up until I put it down I was convulsed
with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
-- Groucho Marx, from "The Book of Insults"
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