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"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that
believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't."
-- Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to
Fred, 3:1
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"Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
-- Ambrose Bierce
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"... standing in my yard, where they tore down the garage, to make room for
the torn down garage..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "A Self called Nowhere"
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"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
-- The Laws of Physics
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"Zoom Schwartz Pfigliano Butterman Coleman Uncle Toby's Morowitz You've found
the loophole You've found the other loophole Oh fuck Smeg Hymen (Baa...)"
-- The Name of the Game
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