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"While I was doing this, a neighbor walked up, and I just want to say that if
you think it's easy to explain why you're squatting in your driveway, in
front of a set of burning underwear, surrounded by hair spray bottles,
holding a Barbie doll in your hand, then you are mistaken."
-- Dave Barry
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"Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed in the end."
-- From Ross Williams' FunList
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"Succesful rewiring of the network, but now the Mac won't print.
Film at 11."
-- Lars Rasmussen, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me... in fact the last
thing he ever said... he said 'Paul, give me back my pills'..."
-- Paul McDermott, DAAS "Dead and Alive"
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"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
-- fortune
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