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"Thanks For Using My Yahoo!"
-- Ashvin Patel, employee of Yahoo!
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"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
-- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"
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"Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
-- Damien Day, Sarah Brown
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"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
comment."
-- Alasdair
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"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
-- Kez Bartsch
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