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"Think Globally. Act Locally. Support your Local Politician. With a Rope."
-- petro@suba.com
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"We've got 53 years of International megabits!"
-- Adrian
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"Well, I made up for it big time the next night at another concert. Jill
Sobule (of "I Kissed a Girl" fame) actually thanked me for being the maniac
I am, people continue to be frightened of me, and I also triggered a "why-
can't-you-be-in-shape-like-him" from a woman to her boyfriend. I may not
have made a spectacle of myself at the Swans concert, but at least I
destroyed a relationship.:-) ... Wait a minute. That's not funny. I'm
evil. *sob*"
-- Lt. Wilkes, discussing his form of "dancing"
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"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
proper citation."
-- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes
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"Will administer ISO 9000 and year 2000 certification tests for food."
-- Simon Slavin
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