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"I simply want to be rich enough to be able to hold money in the contempt
 it deserves."
                        -- fenmarel, on oz#gothic




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"Hi, my name's Holocaine and I'm a goth... I've been a goth for about a year now... some day I think today's the day, I'm going to wear bright colours and listen to Kylie Minogue but I just end up wearing black again. It's all just too hard." -- me, on oz#gothic
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"P.S. There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on the shelf across from you in the cafeteria." -- James "Kibo" Parry
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"I'm sorry, but I am not turned on at the sight of a dragon during sexual intimacy..." -- Dante, on oz#gothic
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"User error. Replace user and press any key to continue." -- Unknown
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