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The cross-eyed old painter McNeff
Was color-blind, palsied, and deaf.
When he asked to be touted
The critics all shouted:
"This is art with a capital F!"
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There was a young lady named Ransom
Who was rogered three times in a hansom.
When she cried out for more
A voice from the floor
Said, "My name is Simpson, not Sampson!"
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There was a young girl of Samoa
Who determined that no man should know her.
One young fellow tried
But she wriggled aside,
And spilled all the spermatozoa.
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A geologist named Dr. Robb
Was perturbed by his thingamabob,
So he took up his pick
And whanged off his wick,
And calmly went on with his job.
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There was a young girl of high station
Who ruined her fine reputation
When she said she'd the pox
From sucking on cocks---
She should really have called it "fellation."
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