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A golfer named Sandy MacFarr
Went to bed with a Hollywood star
When he first saw her gash he
Cried, "Quick, goot muh mashie!
Uh thunk uh c'n muk it in par."
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There was a brave damsel of Brighton
Whom nothing could possibly frighten.
She plunged in the sea
And, with infinite glee,
Was fucked in the ass by a Triton
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There was an old man of Decatur,
Took out his red-hot pertater.
He tried at her dent,
But when his thing bent,
He got down on his knees and he ate 'er.
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There was a sad prude out in Iowa
Who would say, "Please say it my way:
Do not say fuck,
It don't rhyme with duck.
Say untcay and itshay and uckfay."
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A shiftless young fellow of Kent
Had his wife fuck the landlord for rent.
But as she grew older,
The landlord grew colder,
And now they live out in a tent.
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