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The Camel The sexual needs of a camel are greater than anyone thinks. For once in a moment of passion it attempted to ravish the Sphinx. The Sphinx's posterior entrance was clogged by the sands of the Nile, which accounts for the hump on the camel and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile :) Sent by FLG
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Doc said i should go on a diet; I said, "Ok, I will try it." But when i saw how Much food he'd allow, I made up my mind not to buy it. Sent by Christi
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Holy mother full of grace, Bless my boyfriends sexy face, keep him from the girls I hate, For we were meant to be soul mates, Sent by L&S
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There once was a young man from Virtualand, Who traded real life for a wedding band, He signed onto the net, His betrothed got upset, And she lopped off his link @ the ampersand.
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There was a young lady of Spain Whose face was excessively plain But her cunt had a pucker That made the men fuck'er Again and again and again.
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