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There was a young man named Zerubbabel
Who had only one real, and one rubber ball.
When they asked if his pleasure
Was only half measure,
He replied, "That is highly improbable."
Send this poem to a friend 1 Another young lady would make
Advances to snake after snake.
Though men she had met
Got her diaphragm wet,
She wanted her glottis to shake.
Send this poem to a friend 2 Said a lovely young lady named Lake,
Pervertedly fond of a snake,
"If my good friend, the boa,
Shoots spermatozoa,
What offspring we'll leave in our wake!"
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There was an old fellow from Roop
Who'd lost all control of his poop.
One evening at supper
His wife said, "Now, Tupper,
Stop making that noise with your soup!"
Send this poem to a friend 4 Oh, pity the Duchess of Kent!
Her cunt is so dreadfully bent,
The poor wench doth stammer,
"I need a sledgehammer
To pound a man into my vent."
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