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How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
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Q: What has four legs and eight arms? A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area.
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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
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There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home. When they got about 20 miles of shore the boat began to sink (no idea way use your imagination). The three girls jump off and swim to a nearby island. After being there a few days the brunette tries to swim to shore. She gets about five miles off the island's shore and drowns. After a few days pass the redhead decides that she will try. She gets about have way and drowns. Now realizing all her friends are gone she decides to try too. Now she swims for hours. She gets to where she can see the shore but she is so tired she decieds to turn around and go back. Sent by Evan
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Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? be\ cause, he couldn't get his dick out of its ass. Sent by BL.STEVENS
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