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What have a blonde and a computer got in common? You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you! Sent by Tiggsy
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A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread? Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread [After a few minutes] Duck: You got any bread? Barman: Look, we don't have any bread [In a little while] Duck: You got any bread? Barman: We don't have any F*****g bread! [Some time later] Duck: Got any bread? Barman: If you ask me if I've got any F*****g bread once more I'm gonna nail your F*****g bill to this bar. ..... ............ Duck: You got any nails? Barman: NO! Duck: You got any bread? Sent by Duncan
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Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."
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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother." Sent by soh
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Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia? Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, but he could'nt find three wise men or a virgin. Sent by Johnny
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