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It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Send this joke to a friend 1 John: "I'm glad you named me John."
Mother: "Why?"
John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call
me."
Send this joke to a friend 2 "So you're writing a down-to-earth story?"
"Yes, about a parachute jumper."
Send this joke to a friend 3 My wife and I are into S & M
She Sleeps and I masturbate
Sent by Richard
Send this joke to a friend 4 A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog onto
the the operating table, looks down and says "Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
The man looks at the vet and says "The dog can't speak".
The vet says to the man "I was talking to YOU. The dog,s dead!!!
Sent by Peter
Send this joke to a friend 5