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Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
Send this joke to a friend 1 Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
Send this joke to a friend 2 Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....
the other is used to carry groceries.
Send this joke to a friend 3 Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.
Send this joke to a friend 4 Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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