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Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag
at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.
Send this joke to a friend 1 Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's
dreams every night??
A: Hansons.
Send this joke to a friend 2 Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Mace.
Send this joke to a friend 3 I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,
after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.
He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
Send this joke to a friend 4 Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
A: To meet chicks.
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