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Four elderly ladies were driving in a car. One of the ladies in the car, Rosa, had a heavy hispanic accent. "As we drove thru the industrial area, Rosa said, 'Hey, that's where they make the Huge Measles!' We all looked at each other, confused, for a moment before we realized we were going past the 'Hughes Missle' plant."
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A true story.... There was an elderly lady who lived out of town. Once every year she would go visit her daughter in Salem. Now, her doctor was in Salem, and every year when she visited her daughter she would have her annual appontment with her doctor. It was around October when she came to visit. She schedualed her apointment, and the morning of, she took a shower and got ready to go. She yelled out the bathroom door "Honey, can I use some of your FDS spray before we go?" "sure mom" the daughter answers. The daughter took her mom to the doctor and waited in the car until the appoitment was over. About an hour later her mom walks out with a horrified look on her face. She sits in the car and doesn't say a word. The daughter at this point was very upset and confused about her mothers silence and asks what was wrong. The mother, in a shy voice says " well, when I was on the table, the doctor was ready to begin, and he looked up at me and said I looked very 'spiffy' today. I don't understand what he ment."The daughter was very upset hearing this, knowing that it is very unprofessional. She told her mother she would call the doctor in the morning to find out why he said that. When they got home the daughter was cleaning the bathroom and noticed something odd. Her FDS spray was tuked back into the cupboard, and their was a can of Halloween hair glitter on the counter. She called out " mom, did you find the FDS spray this morning?" "yes honey, it was sitting on the counter next to the sink. I put it back when I used it." Then she laughed uncontrollably knowing her mother didn't have her glasses on when she got out of the shower, and used the wrong can! Needless to say, She made herself very 'spiffy' for the doctor and didn't realize it. Sent by Shelly
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I prefer to shop at a convenience store than a supermarket. The super market is a huge commitment. Where a convenience store is like a one night stand. Play it safe though, if you take the condom wrapper off those sandwiches at the convenience store you will pay a price. Sent by Jeff
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