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My friend was always teasing me about cybersex and trying to lead me on. One day he wrote a really racy letter so I decided to "call his bluff". Forgetting I'd deleted his letter out of habit, I accidently responded to my Recipe Du Jour list instead and wrote: "Thanks a lot. Now I can't get any work done. My panties are wet from the anticipation of your next email." A gentleman wrote back: "Sorry, I didn't realize salsa had such an effect."
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One guy was trying to fix a blocked pipe under the sink. He disconnected the pipe and put a bucket under the basin to catch all of the water. While he was working, he realized the bucket was getting full so he took the bucket and emptied back in the sink again
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This one lady was telling the judge how her husband was abusive to her on several occasions and how fearful she was for her life. She was seeking a restraining order. The judge granted the order. The bailiff asked if she needed an escort to her car, since her husband was in the courtroom with her. She said, 'No, he's my ride home.'
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