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Klatt was telling me about growing up in NYC, working at a local fruitstand. An elderly woman came up to the stand asking if we had any "dates". My friend and working partner told her that we didn't have any "dates". She then asked if we had "nuts". My friend said, "Ma'am, if we had 'nuts' then we've have 'dates'."
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Corey said the other morning at the McDonald's drive thru the Judi asked if he'd like the 2 for 1 apple pie special. I told her yes and then she said, "I'm sorry, we're all out of apple pies."
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Mu boyfriend's sister had come home earlier than normal from a basketball game and the aunt asked, "Why? Did the game get rained out?"
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