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I came home from work one day and my mother was making french fries in a Fry Daddy fryer. I saw her taking out soggy french fries and I asked her why is she taking them out when they weren't done. She said the oil keeps bubbling up and making a mess. I just ignored her and went into the other room and started to watch Sally Jessy Raphael on t.v. Then I remembered my daughter had just refilled my sons bubble blower and the gallon jug you buy from Toys R Us looks just like the gallon of oil. Well sure enough. We almost had bubble fries for dinner. You should have seen all the bubbles all over the place. My mother is not usually this senile but this day she outdid herself! Sent by Carol
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Joseph Schwartz, a career criminal, was wanted for looting in Israel's port city, Haifa. On the A.P.B. Wanted poster, he was described as the son of an ex-nun from Spain and a German father. It went on to include the facts that he was a musician adept at the piccolo and often worked as a farmhand. In other words... he was a Haifa lootin', flutin' Teuton, son of a nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe...
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One student was stuck and wrote: The proof of this is left as an exercise for the reader. The prof wrote: Did it, fell for a non sequitur and made a minor calculation error. You get a B+.
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