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For many years I worked as a police dispatcher. Well, one day I got a call from a lady, very upset because a man was driving around a Walmart parking lot exposing himself. Well, I was very professional and took all the information and was starting to hang up when she added how upset she was by the whole thing and "besides, if they want to take those little things out and play with them, they ought to stay home." Needless to say I lost it at that point, sputtering out "Yes m'am" and hung up the phone. Sent by Laura
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Los Angeles entrepreneur, Poor Innocent Guy David Morgan, 52, opened a new business called Anger Behind Closed Doors. Clients pay $10 a session to enter a padded room where they can vent their pent-up hostility by attacking a green dummy. "How many times do you want to choke someone because they really deserved it? And, of course, you can't do it?" Morgan told the Los Angeles Times. "But here you can do, say, feel what you want." After acting on their anger, clients unwind in the 15,000- square-foot facility's "thought and relaxation area," which comprises four private booths where they can listen to soothing music. Already the SLOTHS are organizing an effort to close Anger Behind closed Doors. One SLOTHS spokeswomen said, "When I yell at my husband or double-bind him, I want him to suffer. He has no right to go off to this place and vent his frustrations so he can feel good."
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Tech Support: "All right...now double-click on the File Manager icon." Customer: "That's why I hate this Windows-because of the icons.-I'm a Protestant, and I don't believe in icons." Tech Support: "Well, that's just an industry term sir. I don't believe it was meant to-" Customer: "I don't care about any 'Industry Terms'. I don't believe in icons." Tech Support: "Well...why don't you click on the 'little picture' of a file cabinet...is 'little picture' OK?" Customer: [click]
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