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A while back there was a "true" story (urban legend) about a guy who was interrupted by the doorbell. Upon opening the door he found some religious nuts who were very annoying. As he was in the middle of preparing dinner, he'd gone to the door with a very large knife in his hand. At some point, he called out to his friends asking if they'd gotten virgin ready for the sacrifice. At this point, the callers fled from the home, never to return again.
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Amazingly, the woman who brought charges against Marv Albert has announced that she wants to be sportscaster. NBC gave her an audition but she sucked.
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Adventures in teaching My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs parts of the stories for fun. One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home. She said "...And so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said 'Pardon me sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my house with?'" Then the teacher asked the class "And what do you think that man said?" and my friend's son raised his hand and said "I know! I know! He said 'Holy smokes! A talking pig!'"
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