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"Any attempt to brew coffee with a teapot should result in the error code "418 I'm a teapot". The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout." -- HTCPCP Spec, RFC 2324
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"Hugh Falk currently owns a TRS-80, TI 99/4A, Apple IIc, Vic-20, C-64, SX-64, Atari ST, Commodore Amiga, two networked PCs, and several old game systems. His goal is to someday load them all into a balloon and use the heat they generate to circle the globe." -- www.gamecenter.com
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"'Tron', the first 'Babylon 5' movie." -- James "Kibo" Parry
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"So fsck was originally called something else." "What was it called?" "Well, the second letter was different." -- Dennis Ritchie, Unknown, Dennis Ritchie
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"We're standing there pounding a dead parrot on the counter, and the management response is to frantically swap in new counters to see if that fixes the problem." -- Peter Gutmann in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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