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"Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt. It might seem easy enough, but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is." -- Larry Wall
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"More than 25,000 dedicated gun lovers from across Northern Idaho flocked to the Coeur d'Alene Convention Center for the two-day event, happily sublimating homosexual impulses amid a carefully maintained facade of platonic camaraderie." -- "Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Meeting" from The Onion, http://www.theonion.com
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"Nothing screams 'MOCK ME! MOCK ME!' like posting your entire grocery list (with the rationale for each piece of candy) to a science newsgroup." -- James "Kibo" Parry
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"Why Windows NT Server 4.0 continues to exist in the enterprise would be a topic appropriate for an investigative report in the field of psychology or marketing, not an article on information technology." -- John Kirch, http://www.kirch.net/unix-nt.html
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"Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live." -- Unknown
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