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"Basses like Altos.
 Altos like Basses.
 Tenors like Tenors.
 Sopranos like discos."
                        -- Choral relationships explained by Eric the Fruitbat
                                (aka Paul Sleigh, fruitbat@matra.com.au)




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"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..." -- Karen
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"The thing that gets me is that one of the arguments that landed Robert Morris, author of ``the internet worm'' in jail was all the sysadmins' time his prank cost. Yet the author of sendmail is still walking around free without even a U (for Unixery) branded on his forehead." -- Nicolas.Pioch@enst.fr
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"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays." -- Elizabeth Zwicky, zwicky@neu.sgi.com
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"He's in whatever DII has been renamed to this week." -- Andrew Rutherford
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